spinsandneedles: (Sillynipples the Houseclown)
Sonic the Hedgehog ([personal profile] spinsandneedles) wrote in [community profile] shellphones2025-01-09 08:22 pm

oh good, another hedgehog

Type: Video
Sender ID: spinsandneedles (Sonic)
To: General Public
Subject: new phone who dis
Warnings: furries

[Sup buckaroos, this strange looking blue creature pops into focus after fiddling with his shellphone (a pun that he absolutely appreciates, good job whoever invented these). Despite the fact that he's stuck here on this weirdo wet planet with all this damn water, he seems to be pretty cheerful!]

There we go, I think... I'm just gonna assume this is recording-- Aaaand, hi everybody! My name's Sonic, I'm new here, and I'm pretty eager to dig into whatever's going on here and help out however I can! If you need something done fast, I'm your guy. Pssst, this is how you make an introduction other hedgehog, take notes.

Anyway, nice to meet everyone! And I do mean everyone. I get around real quick and I have no chill, you can't avoid me forever! That'ssss about all I've got for now-- Oh! So, asking for a friend, does anyone happen to have any spare like, pool noodles or y'know, floaty things. That float in water? I-- that is, my real friend that I have that I'm asking for kinda swims like a boulder. And this planet is like, really wet? Sooooo.

Yeah! I'll catch you all later.
forgeabettertomorrow: (I don't really get it but...)

[VIDEO] IT'S TIME

[personal profile] forgeabettertomorrow 2025-01-10 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
Man, another person who can't swim? These rifts really need to learn some courtesy and stop sucking up people who'll die the second they hit the water.

[Huh. Something...kinda familiar here.]
thearchangel: (you lost me)

video; thearchangel

[personal profile] thearchangel 2025-01-10 07:32 am (UTC)(link)
... Pool noodle?
latentpower: by @megasquip (21)

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[personal profile] latentpower 2025-01-10 03:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[Whoa, a talking hedgehog!

...Is something that someone who didn't come from a world where talking animal people made up a sizable chunk of the population on Earth might think.]


Is your friend who can't swim a hedgehog like you too?
wherethereislight: (pretending to listen)

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[personal profile] wherethereislight 2025-01-11 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
[You gotta be kidding me.]

This is the best solution you can think of while you're out at sea? Really? [Course he's not playing along.]
tilfrosset: ([23])

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[personal profile] tilfrosset 2025-01-11 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
[She wants to ask what a hedgehog is, but there's a more important question to be asked:]

What are pool noodles?
reindered: (To stand)

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[personal profile] reindered 2025-01-11 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
Pool noodles? I can't swim either.

[He should probably look into something like that, then? Maybe?]
afflatusexarch: (( gp ) g8)

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[personal profile] afflatusexarch 2025-01-11 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Yet another person who apparently can't swim. His ears wiggle in a silent chuckle. ]

My friend, might I inquire as to your magical capabilities?
octoblot: (and I'm afraid)

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[personal profile] octoblot 2025-01-14 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[A lot of interesting newcomers this time around, huh...]

This "friend" of yours... is their lack of swimming ability due to a fear of it, or a genuine lack of knowledge, or... trouble with doing so due to their biology perhaps? I'd like to get an idea first of what is causing the issue before I offer any solutions.