Type: [accidental] video
Sender ID: menaceunleashed [Ganondorf]
To: Public, accidental post
Subject: afsfashggbblkkju;;;
Warnings: None

---

[For those of you who've never met the ship cat of The Scourge - meet Goldentail, staring intently at the camera. Big closeup of face and sniffer as he sniffsniff.]

Rrrrgh....?

[and behind it oh god it's a zombie. Just kidding! It's Phantom Ganon, except he's replaced his sword with.........

A stick with a string. With something that vaguely looks like a fishing lure on the end. The phantom looks at the cat, looks at its toy, then tries shaking it more at the cat.]

Rrghn!

['No, play with this!' it's clearly saying. But we hope you don't get motionsick, because Goldentail has batted the shellphone out of the room! It bumpjostles over to a new position, where, just before the cat pounces on it?

Ganondorf - not the phantom version - can be seen, gazing out over the ship's railing. It'd be very dramatic and intimidating if the camera angle wasn't so skewed. Though he does look down with a frown, then back behind him, where footsteps can be heard-]

Can you not entertain a simple creature-

Rrrgh rrh!

[Ganondorf sighs and reaches down towards the camera and, presumably, Goldentail-]

No, we're not getting rid of him, he's a good boy and a fearsome hunter and-

[wow did ya'all know Ganondorf can coo like that over a cat? Because he can. Hefting the maine coon up in his arms effortlessly, slipping him onto his shoulders like a fur shawl even-]

-and clearly I should be making phantoms of HIM-

[a step forward- and the camera goes black. That's all, folks.]