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shellphones2023-12-11 08:37 pm
fullgauntlet) wrote in shellphones2023-12-11 08:37 pm
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[closed] my hero academia - cast group chat
Type: Video, Voice, or Text
Sender ID:fullgauntlet (Izuku Midoriya)
To: Private to Shoto Todoroki, Katsuki Bakugou, Rody Soul
Subject: A group chat.
Warnings: tba.
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fullgauntlet (Izuku Midoriya)To: Private to Shoto Todoroki, Katsuki Bakugou, Rody Soul
Subject: A group chat.
Warnings: tba.
Plus Ultra!
Shoto
@everyone. If they're trying to prove nessie is real, why don't they just unlock the lake?
Katsuki
You don't have to do that every post.
Izuku
But he intended it for everyone??
Rody
You can't make him leave his friends out. :(
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Don't ping everyone, damn you.
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Maybe he meant that he can't stop reading? Do you think it's code? That if he stops reading under fifty miles an hour there'll be an explosion? Maybe that's not it either.
[No one let him near classic movies ever again please.]
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The only explosion is gonna be me blasting you into the sun.
You're taking it too literally.
He means he's enjoying reading.
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One of these days I'm gonna sit your ass down and teach you common idioms.
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Whatever.
Just take two seconds to ask yourself if what someone is saying makes sense literally or not.
Example.
Nobody is actually gonna eat a whole damn horse when they say they're so hungry they could eat a horse.
It's just hyperbole.
Hello and welcome to lessons with Katsuki Bakugou.
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Nobody is eating an entire horse.
[...I mean. Fatgum maybe could? But he's an outlier and shouldn't be counted here.]
It just means someone is really hungry.
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[Welcome to teaching Todoroki.]
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I didn't invent the damn thing.
Your first mistake is applying logic to these shitty sayings.
People just say it when they're hungry.
That's it. That's the context.
He has regrets. This is what he gets for being nice.
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Oh. Even contextual it only vaguely makes sense. Is it someone here that did? We could talk to them and see if they'd consider changes or at least alternate, more realistic versions. @callmekacchan
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I don't know who invented it.
Someone a long ass time ago.
Doubt whoever did is still alive.
And stop pinging me damn you.
1/2
What is pinging?
@callmekacchan
2/2
@callmekacchan
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I didn't choose the username.
No actual commentary on how he feels about being called Kacchan there. He... doesn't hate it? Maybe it would even feel wrong if a specific someone stopped using it. He's been forced to consider his feelings about it lately.
Annoying.
How would he feel about being called 'Katsuki'?
Why does he have to think about any of this damnit?
Quit putting your weird ideas on me and just do whatever the hell you're gonna do.
That's... a yes? Go ahead?
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That other 1% though.
Oh. I thought you might have. Still, thank you. Asking you makes it easier.
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Read
and time stamp pops up. Okay. Conversation done. He needs to go be a hermit for a couple hours and recharge his social battery now.no subject
@callmekacchan
I will talk to you later. Goodbye.
RIP.
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This group chat was both a brave and scary thing to do. But look at what he got to read.]