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biblically accurate izuku 🐇 ([personal profile] fullgauntlet) wrote in [community profile] shellphones2023-12-11 08:37 pm

[closed] my hero academia - cast group chat

Type: Video, Voice, or Text
Sender ID: [personal profile] fullgauntlet (Izuku Midoriya)
To: Private to Shoto Todoroki, Katsuki Bakugou, Rody Soul
Subject: A group chat.
Warnings: tba.

Plus Ultra!
@fullgauntlet, @heir-conditioned, @callmekacchan, @anhonestsoul
Shoto
@everyone. If they're trying to prove nessie is real, why don't they just unlock the lake?
Katsuki
You don't have to do that every post.
Izuku
But he intended it for everyone??
Rody
You can't make him leave his friends out. :(
callmekacchan: Annoyed, Safe (Grimace)

[personal profile] callmekacchan 2023-12-12 04:22 am (UTC)(link)

I think I didn't ask to be in a group chat with you nerds.

callmekacchan: Annoyed (Fuck off)

[personal profile] callmekacchan 2023-12-12 04:44 am (UTC)(link)

You all know how to contact me.
I know how to contact you.
Why do I need to be bombarded with all of you at once?

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heir_conditioned: (bFPfzyV)

[personal profile] heir_conditioned 2023-12-12 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
[Look at Izuku staying up until 3AM doing something other than answering dumbass questions about catnip quirks.]

You can't stop reading everything you see? Are you sure you're not enchanted? Oh no. Is this one of those chain letters that if he doesn't pass on he's going to have ten years bad luck? Or are his letters enchanted? Is he already too far gone?

@ everyone.
callmekacchan: Annoyed (Bow to my jolly boots of doom)

[personal profile] callmekacchan 2023-12-12 04:48 am (UTC)(link)

Don't ping everyone, damn you.

heir_conditioned: (008)

[personal profile] heir_conditioned 2023-12-12 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
Bakugo. If it were you, I would ping everyone. Midoriya is in serious trouble. He can't stop reading.

Maybe he meant that he can't stop reading? Do you think it's code? That if he stops reading under fifty miles an hour there'll be an explosion? Maybe that's not it either.


[No one let him near classic movies ever again please.]
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[personal profile] heir_conditioned 2023-12-12 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[This is literally why they're friends, totally.]

That's why I'm concerned, even you don't know. If you're reading books on potions there could have been residual potion on the book. Midoriya, you have to be more careful. I support your learning alchemy, I support you learning anything, but safely. Luckily every bit of media I've seen says that things wear off over time.

[And we all know movies and the internet would never lie, mislead or not tell the truth about actions that aren't possible in someone else's world.]

Next time if you'd like, I will go with you, or sit with you at home, and if we both can't stop reading then we'll have our answer.

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[personal profile] anhonestsoul 2023-12-13 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
Alchemy? Like the whole turning lead to gold thing? You can learn to do that?
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How fast you think you can learn that? Think you'd be willing to share the wealth with some friends?

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callmekacchan: Annoyed (Fffff)

[personal profile] callmekacchan 2024-01-01 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
@everyone

If we're all gonna be living together we need house rules.
Rule number one: if you can't cook properly, stay out of the kitchen.
If I catch you mutilating vegetables, I'll blast you into outerspace.



[Good afternoon all. This is actually a PSA for Shoto Todoroki who will never be forgiven for his crimes against chives.

But also because he's opening the floor to discuss other house rules?]
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heir_conditioned: (MHA-79-80-086)

[personal profile] heir_conditioned 2024-01-01 12:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you worried about the vegetables? I don't think they can be mutilated. Mutilation is defined as bodily injury. I think all of us can cook properly, so it should be fine.@callmekacchan

[No, Shoto you're lucky he feeds you. "Nutritious food" and "food that is nutritious" is two different things in this household right now.]

I think maybe we should standardize some of the rules of UA? Aside villain protocol to the degree that we had to worry back home.
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callmekacchan: Annoyed (Fffff)

[personal profile] callmekacchan 2024-01-02 02:46 pm (UTC)(link)

I've seen how you chop vegetables.
You're not setting foot in the kitchen until I have time to train you on how to do it right.



This was aimed at you, Shoto. You're the problem, it's you.

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callmekacchan: Annoyed, Safe (You have three seconds to live)

[personal profile] callmekacchan 2024-01-02 02:52 pm (UTC)(link)

You think I can't?
Thought it'd be Icy Hot, but congrats on beating him to first banned from the kitchen.



[Izuku why would you ever tell him he can't do something? Now he's gonna do it just to prove he can.]
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[personal profile] anhonestsoul 2024-01-02 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh, don't you guys live in dorms in Japan?

Wasn't learning to cook a prerequisite of doing so?
callmekacchan: Neutral (Planning)

[personal profile] callmekacchan 2024-01-03 03:37 am (UTC)(link)

When you see what Todoroki does to vegetables you'll understand.
But you probably know how to cook, right?

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anhonestsoul: (pic#16646027)

Sometime after Bakugou's kitchen rules post

[personal profile] anhonestsoul 2024-01-02 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey I'm cooking dinner tonight, what're we all craving?

I was thinking fish n chips or seafood rice, but I'm open to suggestions
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[personal profile] anhonestsoul 2024-01-02 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
How t f are you banned

Aren't you the responsible one?

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[personal profile] anhonestsoul 2024-01-02 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Chips?

You know, fried sticks of potatoes?

Or do you guys call it "fries" in Japan?

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Re: January 11th; at midnight

[personal profile] heir_conditioned 2024-01-15 10:44 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you, Midoriya. Thank you very much.

And while Todoroki tends to repeat himself now and again, that's not a repeating in the same way. This message means the world as does all the kindness given to him by his friends and new friends.